Shits me to tears.

citruscandy:

operaxemnas:

if i had to pick a favourite animal it would be the golden pheasant just because they look so stupid

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we-irish-run-seattle:

trendy-blog:

the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain

Well that escalated quickly.

(Source: lastyearslanguage)

joanwatson:

lucy liu is 44 and looks like

gina torres is 43 and looks like

while i am half their age and look like

meladoodle:

phoebegracewild:

meladoodle:

yeah but can bob the builder fix the economy

my cats called bob

i see….

makiise:

I hunger

finnemoron:

finnemoron:

i went to ask my mom what time my dentist appointment was tomorrow but before i said anything, i looked at her computer screen and she was on ao3 scrolling through the 00q smut and im just so fucking done

her new facebook status fuckity fuck fuck fu ck

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

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